Post by Hypersynergy on Sept 17, 2016 20:05:01 GMT
I grab a punch bow and use the spam bow tactic to knock you off the hill. I jump on to the hill forgetting the lava, and respawn elsewhere. The hill is open for grabs
Do you know what does it mean?
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Post by antrizar on Sept 19, 2016 14:05:41 GMT
I build a nether portal in the nether at the proper cords, and arrive at the overworld right on top of the hill. I am KING!!
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Post by Specalios on Oct 22, 2016 23:09:08 GMT
The map resets. The hill is abandoned! Specalios actually logs onto the server for once, finds the hill, and claims it. Specalios is now the King of the Hill.
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
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Post by antrizar on Oct 31, 2016 20:05:31 GMT
You've been king long enough. Antrizar comes back from his vacation and with a new found energy, challenges Spec to a staring contest! When Ant crushes Spec with his epic eye staring contest skills, Spec is so embarrassed that he runs and hides behind his mamma's skirt! Antrizar is now king of the hill!
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Post by thecae on Nov 1, 2016 20:50:35 GMT
Cae Quick to take advantage of Ant's new staring abilities, shines a bright light into his eyes temporarily blinding him, and boots him off the hill. Cae is now king of this awesome hill.
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Post by lady on Nov 3, 2016 15:45:32 GMT
I get a mirror so that the light reflects into Cae's eyes. When he's blinded, I throw the mirror at him and push him down the hill.
Lady is now the brutal dictator of this hill.
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Post by thecae on Nov 3, 2016 22:23:58 GMT
I grab the mirror as I falls down the hill, then climb back up, and hit lady over the head with the mirror, knocking her out. I then kick her down the hill. I am now once again the mighty overlord of this hill!
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Post by antrizar on Nov 5, 2016 17:55:09 GMT
When Cae smashed the mirror into Lady, the mirror shattered into thousands of shards angering the great mirror god, Mirrordor! So angered was Mirrordor, he snatched Cae up within his massive hand and took him to the mysterious Mirror Realm to answer for his crime. May Mirrordor's judgment be swift and righteous, may his passing cleanse the world!
Antrizar, not sure what just happened, tentatively climes the hill, careful not to disturb the shards of broken mirror.
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Post by lady on Nov 5, 2016 20:02:28 GMT
I come and sweep up the shards of mirror with a broom, and then I use the broom to whack Antrizar off of the hill and into the shard pile whilst yelling, "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. MIRRORS FOR THE MIRROR GOD. ALL HAIL MIRRORDOR, MAY HE ACCEPT THIS FALSE KING AS SACRIFICE!"
Then I begin my righteous theocracy at the top of the hill, guided by the divine reflectiveness of our saviour Mirrordor.
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Post by antrizar on Nov 7, 2016 17:49:23 GMT
With Mirrordor's protection, recapturing the hill from Lady would be futile... How does one defeat a God? Antrizar needed a powerful weapon... or... a powerful person, maybe even another God! Yes! Make the two Gods fight each other, they'd be so distracted, Mirrordor wouldn't be able to protect Lady any longer... But who, which God to choose? There was always Herobrine... Antrizar was pretty sure he was added to the game last update... but Herobrine couldn't be trusted... never one to be reliable. [insert catchy story here] damn it, my imagination lost steam... we all know how this ends! Antrizar is not king of the hill!
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Post by Specalios on Nov 7, 2016 18:40:47 GMT
Specalios, being a god himself, pities Antrizar and his failed attempt at possessing the hill. He descends down from the giant sunflower heaven and spawns millions of sunflowers on the hill. The sunflowers break Mirrordor's protection and throw LadyNarwhal miles away. Specalios is now overlord of the sunflower hill.
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
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Post by lady on Nov 7, 2016 22:03:28 GMT
THE GLORIOUS AND ALL POWERFUL MIRRORDOR TAKES CONTROL OF LADY'S FEEBLE AND SQUISHY BODY. THE GOD, THROUGH HER WEAK HUMAN VASSAL, SUMMONS A GREAT MIRROR IN FRONT OF SPECALIOS, FORCING HIM TO WITNESS HIS OWN UGLY REFLECTION AND COWER IN FEAR AND SELF-DISGUST. WHILST HE IS COWERING, MIRRORDOR, STILL IN THE PUNY MORTAL LADY'S BODY, GENTLY CARRIES THE WEEPING SUNFLOWER GOD TO A SAFESPACE AT THE LOCAL COMMUNITY COLLEGE. MIRRORDOR THEN REALIZES SHE IS STILL IN LADY'S BODY, AND EXITS THE WEAKLING HOST AND THEN GOES AND CLAIMS THE HILL FOR SHKLERSELF. SHKLEE THEN FORCES THE YOUNG LADY TO WRITE DOWN SHKLER EXPLOITS, IN ALL CAPS AND WITH WITH MIRRORDOR'S OWN CONFUSING SET OF CHANGING PRONOUNS BASED PARTIALLY OFF OF THE POPULAR CARTOON SERIES KNOWN AS FUTURAMA.
lady is not king of the hill BUT MIRRORDOR (ALL PRAISE TO HE) IS KING OF ALL. INCLUDING THE HILL.
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Post by antrizar on Nov 8, 2016 2:39:34 GMT
Yeah! We started a Religion!!!
Oh, and BTW, Antrizar is now king of the hill.
How, you ask? Because, reasons... it's a religious thing, we don't need to explain it.
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Post by krayzeclown on Nov 20, 2016 18:59:29 GMT
Lurking in the shadows for many months, poised to strike, Krayze makes his approach, bow drawn, laden with a single arrow; upon it's head inscribed a name: Antrizar. Loosing his bow string from the darkness, the arrow sores majestically through the air, seemingly with a mind of it's own. A few short moments later Antrizar's cold, lifeless and somewhat square shaped body drops to the ground, the arrow had found its mark, lodged firmly in his chest. With one swift push, the husk of former Antrizar is rolled rather carelessly off the peak, falling in a crumpled heap at the bottom. Having just disposed of Antrizar, fabled cult leader, Krayze pulls up a lawn chair and proceeds to sun himself with a cold beverage by his side (little umbrella included).
Krayze is now king of the hill.
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Post by antrizar on Nov 23, 2016 15:12:49 GMT
Have you ever seen those gif's where the dude runs up to someone sitting in a chair and kicks the leg out from the chair and the chair dumps its occupant unceremoniously to the ground? Yeah.. that's what I did... it was very amusing watching Krayz roll down the hill. Antrizar is now King of the hill... Oh, and thank you for the drink, Krayz... the umbrella is a nice touch.
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