Post by antrizar on Nov 17, 2016 16:26:16 GMT
IAmA - Antrizar
Greetings all. I figured it was about time I put one of these together.
Greetings all. I figured it was about time I put one of these together.
Where to start? These things always tend to be a little awkward. I mean, let's think about this for a moment. You're asking me to tell, for all intents and purposes, total strangers about who I am and what I do with my life.... and you don't find that just a little weird? No? Okay, well, maybe I'm just the odd kid eating glue in the corner.
Anyway, most people call me "man" or "dude" or even sometimes I get a few "buds" ... I always know when I'm talking to a Canadian... haha, jk, love you guys.
For a living, I use words and body language to project a helpful and caring personality to random people in order to convince them to purchase a particular item that the company I represent happens to be trying to sell... Yes, I'm a sales person.
And before I get a ton of hate... I'm not one of those jack asses that calls you while you're eating dinner and then won't take no for an answer. I'm not a telemarketer. I work from a brick and mortar location... so, clients come to me... therefor, I'm not bothering them... in fact the argument could be made that they are bothering me...
Anyway. In my free time, I play for a local Ultimate Frisbee team, hunt humans with Airsoft guns, and mountain bike/hike all over the place.
I'm a hopeless romantic trapped in a pick up culture,
A student of philosophy attempting to find reason in a sea of lies,
An author with no stunning accomplishments who writes about nothing.
I eat too much sugar
drink to much liquor
and justify my horrendous diet because I occasionally pedal a bike up a hill.
Oh, and I convert copious amounts of oxygen into carbon dioxide (you're welcome, trees)
Anyway, have any questions, type away and I'll try not to laugh at them!
Anyway, most people call me "man" or "dude" or even sometimes I get a few "buds" ... I always know when I'm talking to a Canadian... haha, jk, love you guys.
For a living, I use words and body language to project a helpful and caring personality to random people in order to convince them to purchase a particular item that the company I represent happens to be trying to sell... Yes, I'm a sales person.
And before I get a ton of hate... I'm not one of those jack asses that calls you while you're eating dinner and then won't take no for an answer. I'm not a telemarketer. I work from a brick and mortar location... so, clients come to me... therefor, I'm not bothering them... in fact the argument could be made that they are bothering me...
Anyway. In my free time, I play for a local Ultimate Frisbee team, hunt humans with Airsoft guns, and mountain bike/hike all over the place.
I'm a hopeless romantic trapped in a pick up culture,
A student of philosophy attempting to find reason in a sea of lies,
An author with no stunning accomplishments who writes about nothing.
I eat too much sugar
drink to much liquor
and justify my horrendous diet because I occasionally pedal a bike up a hill.
Oh, and I convert copious amounts of oxygen into carbon dioxide (you're welcome, trees)
Anyway, have any questions, type away and I'll try not to laugh at them!